To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

You’ll know that you are living on easy street when it’s a dead end street

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-