You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love