We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

Change is unknown territory And materialism is the attempt To map the entire territory So that nothing can change Cyberspace then takes the frozen t…

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen