The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…