All dressed down with nowhere to go

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway