Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled