Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin