I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job