Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time