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The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna