I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
