It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie him in bowling

Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment