Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
100% of success is showing up on time
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing