My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy