The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire