If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God
Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
