Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
Breathe in not out
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it