Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured