Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

I don’t get mad I get odd

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty