I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…