We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

I can either underestimate or over… But I can only underestimate God I can also try to see my enemy acc… But I can only underestimate God And if I could see myself accurat…

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation