People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own