God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light