All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…