War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
