The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure