We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
I don’t get mad I get odd
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
