Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders
Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death
God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet
You’ll know that you are living on easy street when it’s a dead end street
I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
