I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
