People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
The sequel to the TV show What’s Happening!! Was called What’s Happening Now!! Which is our clue to recognize