For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie him in bowling

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville