When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…
Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
