I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
