All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

We are not material beings; We are embodied spiritual beings Language is how the spirit moves u… As in moves our bodies– Especially when words are set to m…

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal