No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought