The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
