When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least