It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
