When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

My ego is too big