Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

When antisemites blame Jews They haven’t taken responsibility Which means they aren’t free Leaving them no choice But to blame Jews

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting