The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…