Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
I want what you want so I want a cow
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness