None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to
Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
