Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

If you Buy it You might Like it

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it