The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
