I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
