LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead