In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating