Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it