If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

When God closes one store He opens another

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

100% of success is showing up on time

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack