Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
